Flat-Out Random...

Today I decided to write down all of my random thoughts in a notebook.  All I have to say is they are definitely random...

10:49am
I'm feeling random...very...Very...VERY random....
...and I'm not sure why?
Maybe it's the chocolate chip cookies?
Aaahhh...maybe the chocolate chips and Pepsi combo this morning. That could be it!

Ah crap! Now I have that "Hey, Soul Sister" song stuck in my head.

*****
      Dear Train,

     Why do you have to sing such a catchy song?
     It won't leave my brain!
     If it does, it's only for a minute or two...

     Sincerely,
     Jonathan
*****

11:12am
I've decided some people can just be so stupid.  How can you turn such a simple question into something complicated? A "yes or no" question doesn't need an explanation.

11:20am
Oh Bla De, Oh Bla Dah, LaLaLaLa, Life goes on...

11:22am
I haven't worn my high school class ring for several years, but for some reason I feel a void on my finger.  It's like that finder doesn't weigh as much as the others. Weird. I know it has been at least 3+ years since it has been on my finger, but it feels like today is the first day I haven't worn it.

11:39am
Weird. That stupid crazy song popped in my head for a little bit.  Gessh, that was supposed to say "that stupid Crazy Frog song".  Hmmm...I've never had that clarified.  Is it "suppose" or "supposed"?

11:45am
Lunch Time!

12:37pm
Really? Seriously?
(not sure where that came from)

12:46pm
WooHoo! 3 hours until quitting time...
3... LONG... HOURS...

1:04pm
I just realized it was Poe's birthday today.  It falls one month and one day after the day he passed away.  September 17th marked one year since he was part of the Buddy's crew.  I feel sorry for his daughters...he will never be at Christmases, birthdays, events ever again, but will be in their hearts forever.

1:19pm
The curse words are flying! They're flying thru my head, and out my mouth...

1:21pm
Eeep! "Hey, Soul Sister" is in my head again!
More curse words...

1:23pm
There's a girl at work who makes me shudder...
Something so ugly, just like a cow's udder...
To conveal her name, I'll call her Dumma...
Just like something had melted her face in the Summa...

2:36pm
I'm laughing.  I'm laughing at P.J. throw out the curse words.  She's really throwing those words. I don't blame her because they really are "F***ING IDIOTS!"

2:46pm
I only have one hour left!

3:33pm
The countdown is on! My work day is almost over!
Boom Shakka Lakka!

3:39pm
Sitting here waiting for 3:46,
So I can listen to my iPod mix.
Hop in my Jeep and set the cruise,
No more of these work day blues.

Here's something else I wrote down the other day...
I hear keys jangling.  I can't see who's walking by, but I know who it is.  I'm not sure what all of his keys go to, but I'm pretty sure he's not a janitor.  Does his house have that many doors, his driveway that many cars, maybe keys to unlock all the bars.

Yup...I've decided my brain is set to select something random and that's just what sticks.

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