The Many Names of Me

For some reason while I was putting clothes in the dryer I began to think about all of my nicknames...and there's quite a few.  Some of them have just been acquired more recently and some of them have been with me for awhile.

Here's just the few of my "aliases".

- Jonathan...
- Jonathan Wayne...
- Jonathan Wayne Holton...
- Jon
- John Wayne...
- Jonnie Boy...
- Big Jon...
- Big Bad Jon...
- Fahrvergnügen...
- Farfy...
- The Camera Guy...
- The Picture Guy...
- The Computer Guy...
- The Guy Who Works on Computers...
- The Guy Who Takes Pictures...
- Just The Guy I've Been Needing to Call...

I know this isn't all of them and there's some nicknames that I probably don't want to know about...

No only was I thinking about my nicknames, I was also thinking about the misspellings of my name.

Here's the spellings...

First Name...
- Jonathan (correct)...
- Jonathon...
- Jonathen...
- Jonothan...
- Jonathon...
- Jonothon...
- Johnathan...
- Johnathon...
- Jon (correct)...
- John...

Last Name...
- Holton (correct)...
- Holten...

What's really bad about a misspelling is when your employer does it for a "Thank You" card for your 2nd Anniversary of Service!