Self-Diagnosis...
It's a wonder my brain works properly sometimes. I something think that I have a split personality and the other half is on drugs or something.
Here I am making cookies and adding the coconut to them, and then all of a sudden I burst into singing "Oh, I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!" WHERE IN THE HOLY HELL DID THAT COME FROM?!?! Yes, I've heard the song, but why in the hell did I just start my own coconut-themed musical? THAT'S IT! I'm self-diagnosing myself with ADHD or or just being plain nuts!
I'm okay, really I am... It's just that my brain is usually in hyperactive mode and I just never know what's going to come to mind!
This is the song/skit I was referring to...
I don't know where this song ever originated, or where I heard it first but I was laughing when I searched for it on YouTube and found a Muppet version of it. As you can tell from my previous post...I. LIKE. THE. MUPPETS.
Something else my wandering mind came up with while making cookies... I know most people are familiar with the "Tear Here" label on packages. When this label is present the packages are suppose to be "easy to open"...Ha! Liars! Usually the content of said packages end up flying everywhere because they never tear across that perfectly straight dotted line, but do usually end up tearing diagonally across the package. I think the big companies put those "Tear Hear" labels on packages, just so we can look like Neanderthals while trying to get our "easy to open" packages accessible.
Here I am making cookies and adding the coconut to them, and then all of a sudden I burst into singing "Oh, I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!" WHERE IN THE HOLY HELL DID THAT COME FROM?!?! Yes, I've heard the song, but why in the hell did I just start my own coconut-themed musical? THAT'S IT! I'm self-diagnosing myself with ADHD or or just being plain nuts!
I'm okay, really I am... It's just that my brain is usually in hyperactive mode and I just never know what's going to come to mind!
This is the song/skit I was referring to...
Something else my wandering mind came up with while making cookies... I know most people are familiar with the "Tear Here" label on packages. When this label is present the packages are suppose to be "easy to open"...Ha! Liars! Usually the content of said packages end up flying everywhere because they never tear across that perfectly straight dotted line, but do usually end up tearing diagonally across the package. I think the big companies put those "Tear Hear" labels on packages, just so we can look like Neanderthals while trying to get our "easy to open" packages accessible.

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