Meet Homer...
Meet Homer. This is Mom and Dad's new pup. The best way to put it...he is...well..."special".
Homer likes to play with the cats and kittens. By "play", I mean, he likes to squish them with his huge paws before they start hissing and growling. Homer also likes to eat grasshoppers...so much so, that he tries to eat them off the license plate and bumper of my TrailBlazer. Luckily he has not damaged the bumper of my vehicle while trying to eat the dead ones. He also likes to retrieve corn stalks out of the garden and shred them all...over...the...yard. Needless to say, Mom is NOT impressed.
Homer likes to play with the cats and kittens. By "play", I mean, he likes to squish them with his huge paws before they start hissing and growling. Homer also likes to eat grasshoppers...so much so, that he tries to eat them off the license plate and bumper of my TrailBlazer. Luckily he has not damaged the bumper of my vehicle while trying to eat the dead ones. He also likes to retrieve corn stalks out of the garden and shred them all...over...the...yard. Needless to say, Mom is NOT impressed.
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